Sunday, September 17, 2006

There are already enough NFL articles so....

I was about to write something about the NBA, even though there hasn't been much activity. That's when I realized the real money was in a spot about the WNBA. Therefore, the following column was about the recent conclusion of the WNBA finals, written in a way that makes it seems like people actually cared.

SHOCK-ING VICTORY
Detroit Shock claim 2nd WNBA Title over Sacremento

When the WNBA Finals tipped off last week, Katie Smith was the only player on the court who had not won a championship. That is no longer the case. Smith scored 17 points, including two clutch jumpers in the final two minutes, as the Detroit Shock claimed their second title with a stirring 80-75 victory over the Sacramento Monarchs. The Shock, who also won the title in 2003, won the last two games of the best-of-five series and dethroned the Monarchs, who were trying to become the league's third repeat champion. Instead, Detroit joined Houston (1997-2000) and Los Angeles (2001-02) as multiple championship winners...

Okay, I admit it. I can't even pretend to care. I plagarized the entire paragraph from something on WNBA.com. It's impossible, I can't put any effort into ANYTHING related to the WNBA. Please enjoy this clip of WNBA players trying to dunk in their all-star game for its comedic value. Also thank the guy who posted this on YouTube, making the WNBA a funnier place.



I promise a real Double Take in a few days.

1 Comments:

At 4:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

BOOOOOOO BOOOOOOO...take this site down! Catch a little fame, and the hunger for writing articles disappears huh..typical!

-Imac

 

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